n-breezii:

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oatmealo:

fucking tired of time passing

if you’re a clock fuck you

(via indietrashkiing)

samstevesharon:

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

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womanbecomescow:

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johnmbradshaw:

You forgot the 20 SUNOCO stickers

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surprisebitch:

couragethecowardlyqueer:

theseriouscynic:

theseriouscynic:

katra:

gaycism:

Sometimes I ask myself why I’m still attracted to men. It’s an enigma.

I can’t stop laughing at this

This guy looks like Jake Gyllenhaal smoked meth for 12 years and was like 86% less attractive

this whole video was a rollercoaster

i am. DISGUSTED

(Source: twitter.com)

marvel-leviathan:

allmybandsareacronyms:

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused

(via star-vader-roxas)

zdartstuff:

blackmoonbabe:

zsnes:

snarthurt:

frogmunist:

I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?

ever had bubble tea?

im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock

it’s pretty much asking if the vampire likes pulp

(via second-handnews)

themangodojo:

nessamiibo:

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boredpd:

tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality

(via brokenshorexo)

h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

onceler-birthing:

h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

getting pretty tired of people vandalizing the austin powers wiki

You know what. This post really unsettled me because back in like june or july i vandalized the austin power fan wiki and on austin powers’ page i changed his name to “Steve Harvey” and under his alias i put “Mr. Fuck” and other things. I think you know. I’m so fucking sorry hotbobby

and so the cheese draws out the mouse

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